I'll have one blushing rose and one box of roses.
I'll have one can of beer and one no. 42 with extra fried rice.
I'll have one number one and one box-set.
I'll have one cup of tea and one packet of digestive biscuits.
I'll have one heavy sigh and one lopsided bedstead.
I'll have one speed date and one candlelit dinner.
I'll have one last look at one sad pair of slippers.

Singles Awareness Day, observed today around the world.