I broke an egg
              I smashed the yolk
I broke my leg
              I told a joke

I went to France
                I played guitar
I took a chance
                I heard sitar

In God we trust
               An open lie
We watch it rust
                And see it die

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Today in Shrove Tuesday.

Sir Christopher Wren, English architect, died today in 1723.

George Harrison, English musician and guitarist for The Beatles, was born today in 1943.