Parish Politics

Jackie Weaver – Photo: Daily Express
He balled up his fist and started to shout
Something about a standing order.
She pressed the button and kicked him out.

The vice-chair readied himself for the verbal bout
His red eyes swivelled toward her
He balled up his fist and started to shout.

He spat and he swore that "she ain't got the clout"
And neglected the video recorder.
She pressed the button and kicked him out.

Not long after the zoom call blow out
All of the interweb adored her.
He balled up his fist and started to shout.

Her mass media fame caused him to pout
How he wished he'd simply ignored her
But she pressed the button and kicked him out.

And with that he adds to his toeful of gout
A generalised anxiety disorder.
He balled up his fist and started to shout
She pressed the button and kicked him out.

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  1. Best moment of the year so far, potentially even the decade! 😂
    Great work 👍🖤

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