Wet Dream

In my ugly room
Moonlight is spat through the open window.
Outside the reticent rustling leaves are
Embraced by the wind in a sordid waltz.
God lifts the curtain, shines over my sinful stage,
His spotlight focussed on my cracked heart.

[Dreaming]

Of she...

Faceless, yet sexual, her hot desperate body sings.
"No trouble, please," she moans,
Sees I shot one lofty mouthful.

God snuffs out the spotlight, tearfully lowers the curtain.

[Applause]

[Sleeping]

Sir David Attenborough, English broadcaster and natural historian, was born today in 1926.

Roddy Doyle, Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, was born today in 1958.