Sir David Attenborough
Wet Dream

In my ugly room
Moonlight is spat through the open window.
Outside the reticent rustling leaves are
Embraced by the wind in a sordid waltz.
God lifts the curtain, shines over my sinful stage,
His spotlight focussed on my cracked heart.


Of she...

Faceless, yet sexual, her hot desperate body sings.
"No trouble, please," she moans,
Sees I shot one lofty mouthful.

God snuffs out the spotlight, tearfully lowers the curtain.



Sir David Attenborough, English broadcaster and natural historian, was born today in 1926.

Roddy Doyle, Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, was born today in 1958.

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