Wet Dream In my ugly room Moonlight is spat through the open window. Outside the reticent rustling leaves are Embraced by the wind in a sordid waltz. God lifts the curtain, shines over my sinful stage, His spotlight focussed on my cracked heart. [Dreaming] Of she... Faceless, yet sexual, her hot desperate body sings. "No trouble, please," she moans, Sees I shot one lofty mouthful. God snuffs out the spotlight, tearfully lowers the curtain. [Applause] [Sleeping]
Sir David Attenborough, English broadcaster and natural historian, was born today in 1926.
Roddy Doyle, Irish novelist, dramatist and screenwriter, was born today in 1958.