Oliver Hardy
Here is the most secret of secrets, 
The secret knowledge acquired through revelation,
In recitation of comedy and tragedy.

This secret will take you places,
You'll be flying beyond where Eagles dare,
Be diving to depths that Whales cannot reach.

This secret will fill your heart with joy,
It will touch the inner pleasure
And you'll emerge in ecstasy.

This secret has more potential than youth
Has more power than muscle
Has more resistance than stubbornness.

Here is the most secret of secrets,
I will impart it's sacred scripture
With one word: Google!

Mata Hari, Dutch exotic dancer and spy, was born today in 1876.

Oliver Hardy, American comic actor, died on this day in 1957.

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