The Madness of King ...

The King has gone way past insane
and his hair and his style are appalling.

Let's euthanise him, then cut up his brain
into small enough pieces to use in Chow Mein.

His decisions of late have been galling,
this King has gone way past insane.

I heard he served burgers with Champagne
which left the French ambassador bawling.

Let's euthanise him, then cut up his brain
to cook up really smart Quiche Lorraine.

His debating just disintegrated to name calling,
this King has gone way past insane.

His only real interest was capital gain
as the world currencies were free falling.

Let's euthanise him, cut up his brain,
post the video to YouTube to entertain,

then watch the views and my profits snowballing.

The King has gone way past insane,
Let's euthanise him, then cut up his brain.