Barley had I eaten when I marked another drink - "Too the Kinga!" - Our glasses overflowed, and I saw blur. My fiends doubled and my foes troubled. I flowed like a brick and made a substantial wall - "Too the Kingu!" - out of my stubbed toes, that stool, that bloody stool did it, I warrant! It did! Didn't it? I kicked the frame of the old man's chair - "Two the Kungfu!" - and he stamped his little feet in disgust, retiring to the back for a fag and puke! Normal will have to wait until another die - "Through the Kangaroo!" - all I could do was bounce, punch bags, and seal the day with an embrace with a collapse... "Shoo - a - caravan!" [Black out]
The Magna Carta was sealed by King John on this day in 1215.
National Beer Day in observed today in the United Kingdom. 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻
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