Barley had I eaten when I marked another drink - 
"Too the Kinga!" -
Our glasses overflowed, and I saw blur.
My fiends doubled and my foes troubled.

I flowed like a brick and made a substantial wall -
"Too the Kingu!" -
out of my stubbed toes, that stool,
that bloody stool did it, I warrant! It did! Didn't it?

I kicked the frame of the old man's chair -
"Two the Kungfu!" -
and he stamped his little feet in disgust,
retiring to the back for a fag and puke!

Normal will have to wait until another die - 
"Through the Kangaroo!" - 
all I could do was bounce, punch bags,
and seal the day with an embrace with a collapse...

"Shoo - a - caravan!"
[Black out]

The Magna Carta was sealed by King John on this day in 1215.

National Beer Day in observed today in the United Kingdom. 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻