Mahatma Ghandi
I shook my sword 
Right in his face.
I pushed him over,
He fell on his face.

I yelled at him loud,
"You're a disgrace!"
I roughed him up hard,
"Get out of this place!"

The more that I pushed him
The more he relaxed.
The more he relaxed,
The more buttons he pushed.

I pointed my gun,
He offered a flower.
I pulled my trigger,
And realised he'd won!

Mahatma Ghandi, Indian lawyer and political ethicist, was born today in 1869.

Graham Greene, English novelist, was born on this day in 1904.

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