I shook my sword 
Right in his face. 
I pushed him over, 
He fell on his face. 

I yelled at him loud, 
"You're a disgrace!" 
I roughed him up hard, 
"Get out of this place!" 

The more that I pushed him 
The more he relaxed. 
The more he relaxed, 
The more buttons he pushed. 

I pointed my gun, 
He offered a flower. 
I pulled my trigger, 
And realised he'd won!

Mahatma Ghandi, Indian lawyer and political ethicist, was born today in 1869.

Graham Greene, English novelist, was born on this day in 1904.