Oh, I know how this ends. 
Call me a soothsayer if you want 
But, I can just feel it in my bones. 

It's like I've seen this all before. 
Played out like a rewound scene on the DVD special edition. 
A Hollywood production with top VFX. 

Look at that! The flat end is pointing up 
And the pointy end is way under the waves, 
It must be over soon. 

Ah! Here comes the bad guy sneaking up... 
He's behind you! He's behind you! He can't hear us. 
Too late. The hero has bitten it. 

Now we have the funeral. So sad! 
I'll wait at the back, like an understudy, 
Watching the award-winning cast weeping. 

Let's get back to the streets, 
Now the credits are rolling, 
And the director is waiting for his Oscar.

Abraham Lincoln, American statesman, abolitionist and 16th President of the United States, died today in 1865.

The R.M.S Titanic, the largest ocean liner in the world at that time, sank on its maiden journey, today in 1912, after striking an iceberg.